Thursday, February 18, 2016

Crazy Sexy Brothels around the world!

Oh my... LOVE this post at Cracked... Brothels turning sex into day at the Amusement Park!

My faves are two in Japan... of course! haha

Sex Doll Brothels

WOW! High-end "love doll" brothels for those not wanting to even bother with a live girl! From the article linked above.... "Their products boast unrivaled anatomical accuracy to the point that it's hard to believe you're looking at a facsimile and not an actual adult woman, but, according to Japan Today, "the Petite series of child- or anime-like characters" is the most popular."


Japanese Pervert Train


Haha Love this... it's not a real moving train, but the club is in in a REAL train station! For $100 they get to grope the girls and if they like one, they pay more to take her to a "private car" Apparently there has been groping problems on real trains, so here's an option ;-)

So check out the article and the other 4 crazy brothels and let me know which is your fave!


Thursday, February 4, 2016

Sex in the news... electrocution by dildo! Whoa!

Not really funny, but yeah, it is... she did live!  Heard about this on Sex Talk with Derrick & Tina, and had to laugh. It must have been a great orgasm to fall asleep with the vibrator still inside... yikes that it electrocuted her though. ;-)  Had she died, at least she'd have died a happy ending.

http://ace876daily.com/2016/01/26/79-old-woman-electrocuted-by-faulty-dildo-after-falling-asleep-with-the-device-inside-her/

Thursday, January 28, 2016

Masturbation & Driving... just don't do it ;-)

Okay, you've gotta think this guy must have also been drunk... but now he is dead ;-(

Right here in Michigan, in the middle of the night, a guy takes off his pants, but forgets to put on his seatbelt, drives down the freeway, watching porn on his phone and masturbating! Whoa... well, sadly, he lost control of his car, crashed, was thrown up through the sunroof, and died.


Hope he at least climaxed for a happy ending to his rather sad ending. Not sure if he had kids, but sure wouldn't be a great way to remember your dad. Best wishes to him, but heed the warning... don't wank & drive!

Who'd have thought sex could be so dangerous?!

Friday, December 25, 2015

Merry Sexy Christmas!!

In case you missed this in the Blissemas event, here it is again... Merry Christmas all my sexy friends!!

I love the holidays and believe that Santa loves my kind of naughty! In that belief, I’ve re-written a couple of holiday songs with my own twist. Now you’ll know some things I’d like to find under my Christmas Tree this year ;-)

Xtra: 12 Hot Inches of Christmas

On the 1st hot inch of Christmas, my true slave gave to me… an adult baby in a carriage.

On the 2nd hot inch of Christmas, my true slave gave to me… 2 well-lubed gloves, and an adult baby in a carriage.

On the 3rd hot inch of Christmas, my true slave gave to me… 3 hot lesbians, 2 well-lubed gloves, and an adult baby in a carriage.

On the 4th hot inch of Christmas, my true slave gave to me… 4 moaning milfs, 3 hot lesbians, 2 well-lubed gloves, and an adult baby in a carriage.

On the 5th hot inch of Christmas, my true slave gave to me… 5 cock rings… 4 moaning milfs, 3 hot lesbians, 2 well-lubed gloves, and an adult baby in a carriage.

On the 6th hot inch of Christmas, my true slave gave to me… 6 johns a paying, 5 cooock rings… 4 moaning milfs, 3 hot lesbians, 2 well-lubed gloves, and an adult baby in a carriage.

On the 7th hot inch of Christmas, my true slave gave to me… 7 gay men rimming, 6 johns a paying, 5 cooock rings… 4 moaning milfs, 3 hot lesbians, 2 well-lubed gloves, and an adult baby in a carriage.

On the 8th hot inch of Christmas, my true slave gave to me… 8 mommies milking, 7 gay men rimming, 6 johns a paying, 5 cooock rings… 4 moaning milfs, 3 hot lesbians, 2 well-lubed gloves, and an adult baby in a carriage.

On the 9th hot inch of Christmas, my true slave gave to me…  9 strippers dancing, 8 mommies milking, 7 gay men rimming, 6 johns a paying, 5 cooock rings… 4 moaning milfs, 3 hot lesbians, 2 well-lubed gloves, and an adult baby in a carriage.

On the 10th hot inch of Christmas, my true slave gave to me… 10 tongues a licking, 9 strippers dancing, 8 mommies milking, 7 gay men rimming, 6 johns a paying, 5 cooock rings… 4 moaning milfs, 3 hot lesbians, 2 well-lubed gloves, and an adult baby in a carriage.

On the 11th hot inch of Christmas, my true slave gave to me… 11 pimps pimping, 10 tongues a licking, 9 strippers dancing, 8 mommies milking, 7 gay men rimming, 6 johns a paying, 5 cooock rings… 4 moaning milfs, 3 hot lesbians, 2 well-lubed gloves, and an adult baby in a carriage.

On the 12th hot inch of Christmas, my true slave gave to me… 12 glory holes, 11 pimps pimping, 10 tongues a licking, 9 strippers dancing, 8 mommies milking, 7 gay men rimming, 6 johns a paying, 5 cooock rings… 4 moaning milfs, 3 hot lesbians, 2 well-lubed gloves, and an adult baby in a carriage.

Xtra: Secret Sex Slave

Here is one of my favorite, fun Christmas songs, rewritten because I don't really want a hippopotamus for Christmas ;-)  I'd much rather have this:

I want a secret sex slave for Christmas
Only a secret sex slave will do
Don't want a plug, no other adult toys,
I want a secret sex slave to play with and enjoy

I can see me now on Christmas morning, creeping down the stairs
Oh what joy and what surprise when I open up my eyes
To see a secret sex slave naked standing there
I want a secret sex slave for Christmas

I don't think Santa Claus will mind, do you?
He won't have to use his dirty little elves,
Just bring me my hot sex slave and let me have a screw

I can see me now on Christmas morning, creeping down the stairs
Oh what joy and what surprise when I open up my eyes
To see a secret sex slave naked standing there

I want a secret sex slave for Christmas
Only a secret sex slave will do
No one-night stands, no guy who's listless
I only like secret sex slaves who don't put up a fuss

And secret sex slaves seem to like me too

I can see me now on Christmas morning, creeping down the stairs
Oh what joy and what surprise when I open up my eyes
To see a secret sex slave naked standing there

Yes, the sex slave would eat me all night long,
Extended multi orgasm will make me sing this song.

There's lots of room for him in my dungeon/garage
He'll feed me there and wash me there and give me my massage

I can see me now on Christmas morning, creeping down the stairs
Oh what joy and what surprise when I open up my eyes
To see a sex slave naked standing there

I want a secret sex slave for Christmas
Only a secret sex slave will do
No one-night stands, no one who's listless
I only like secret sex slaves who kiss
And secret sex slaves seem to like me too!

Now, please tell me what you’d like to find under your Christmas tree this year! Write your answer in the comments below or make any comment for a chance to win an Amazon gift card or another yummy prize!

Thank you, Victoria Blisse for hosting another fabulous Blissemas!

You can read much more, including one of my favorite holiday stories, “Stuffing the Holiday Virgin” in my new collection: 69 Wild Sex & Porn Stories! And of course, I’d love to meet you on Twitter, I’m @almostfreesex You can learn more and hear me read a sexy excerpt at AlmostFreeSexBooks.com

Saturday, December 19, 2015

It's another sexy day of Blissemas over at our friends at Blissemas.co.uk It's day 20 and you can read some yummy naughtiness from Tanith Davenport  AND you can have a chance to win an awesome layered sexy bracelet set! Wear them all at once or pick one that fits your mood.

Here's a sneak peak of what you can win:


Love & kisses,
Macy

Saturday, December 5, 2015


Snogs in the Snow...

Hope you enjoy this yummy kissing scene from the story "Truth or Dare" from the brand new book 69 Wild Sex & Porn Stories available now!!

I rarely go to a bar or hang out drinking, it’s just not my thing. But on this snowy night, I’d gone to The Nutcracker ballet with a couple, Jodie and Bill, I met recently. I don’t know them well, but they invited me to join them, so I did. After the holiday event, they suggested going to a local bar they frequent. On the walk there, they mentioned hoping the “hot pot” was open. I didn’t ask what that meant as I was enjoying the walk on the warm evening.

We arrived, and I could see this was fairly ordinary bar and grill, but a bit darker than expected. Nothing fancy, people dressed casually, but I did notice what must be the “hot pot.” I laughed aloud and when Jodie asked, I told her I’d heard her mention the hot pot and wondered what she was talking about, now I knew. The hot pot was a large round booth like thing in the middle of the room, above it hung a very large, wooden, old-fashioned wagon wheel with a very dim, glowing blue Christmas tree with white lights in the center, making it look a bit like a decorated pot lid. It looked like it could fit 8-10 people. “Looks like it’s taken,” I said.

Jodie’s frown turned to a smile and replied, “Those are friends of ours, let’s join them. They are a fun group.”

Seated in the hot pot, were a couple, John and Sabrina, and 2 single guys, Dave and Pete. I was introduced and welcomed in. Dave stepped out to let me sit between him and Pete. I laughed and sarcastically thought to myself, “nice, this is going to be a great night.” It started a bit slow, people just chatting about nothing, but after getting cozy in the comfy hot pot booth and having my second shot, I suggested we play a game. Since I don’t carry board games or cards in my purse, I suggested Truth or Dare.

Jodie’s friends had 2 hours of drinking on us, so they were really excited to play the game. John popped up and wanted to go first and ask his girlfriend, Sabrina. She was nice, but seemed to fit the dumb blonde jokes, maybe she was just drunk. Anyway, he asked “Truth or Dare?”

Sabrina chose Truth. He asked her, “At what age did you lose your virginity?”

I thought it an odd question for your girlfriend, don’t they talk about these things. Typical a guy would ask such a dumb question. She giggled answered, “15.”

John began asked “to whom” and as she began to answer, I interrupted and said he must save that for another turn. John gave me the evil eye. But Sabrina thanked me for the save and asked me “truth or dare.”  

I went straight for the dare. She was flustered because she had a great truth question on her mind and hadn't had a chance to think up a good dare, so she blurted out, “I dare you to kiss the waiter!”

I’d had 2 more shots by then, and I was definitely getting into a naughty holiday spirit, so I accepted the dare. The waiter was handsome with dark wavy hair, with an exotic look like he might be from an island country. I think it was his eyes that made him seem exotic and his accent was so hot and sexy. I bet he makes great tips from all the single ladies. The waiter brought another round of shots to our table and I excused myself from between Dave and Pete and stood next to our waiter and asked, “May I kiss you?”

He blushed, smiled and replied, “It’s not every night a gorgeous sexy woman asks to kiss me out of the blue, so yes, you may kiss me.”

I looked up and we were directly under the odd Christmas tree above the hotpot. I looked into his eyes, put my hand on the side of his face, stroked it down to his neck and onto his chest as my other hand reached behind his head and pulled him nearer to me. My lips were slightly parted, as they moved closer to his. I did this on purpose to totally get all the guys excited. I think it worked because I looked over at them out of the corner of my eye, and I saw some fidgeting from what I hoped were hard cocks in their pants.

Then I ran my right hand from his chest down to his hard belly and around to the small of his back, pulled him closer, I swear I could feel a boner on the rise... and then gently moved my lips to his, kissing him softly, my hand running over the back of his head through his wavy hair, then kissing him a bit harder, even slipping the tiniest tip of my tongue on his lips and tongue, kissing him for what seemed like an eternity that was probably a total of 2 minutes for the encounter. Then I slowly gently pulled away, said thank you, gave him a smile, and slipped a $20 into his back pocket.

Then I sat back down, all mouths were on the floor. I just smiled and thought to myself amateurs! haha they didn't know me, I didn’t know them and I just let it all go that night I decided I'd just be whoever I desired to be in each moment, without worrying about reputation, about anything, I was just there to have some fun. The waiter just stood there for a moment too, savoring the kiss and allowing the bulge in his pants to subside before serving his next customers. He smiled, winked at me, then thanked me for the kiss, and let us know he was available for any future dares. 

So it was now my turn, what a tough choice I had, there were still 4 people who hadn’t yet participated. So I decided to ask one of the single guys, Dave, the one I had no interest in - the other was a sexy hot pot. So I asked “truth or dare?”

He said, “I better stick to truth from you.”

So, I asked, with a slight evil grin, “Tell me one fantasy that you’ve never told anyone… ever.”

He squirmed a bit in his seat, “well, um....

You'll have to download the book to read the rest of the story ;-)  OR comment here, let me know if you'd like to be kissed like this, for a chance to WIN a free pdf of  "69 Wild Sex & Porn Stories

And be sure to check out other great Snog/Kissing scenes here!

kisses,
Macy

Thursday, December 3, 2015

Free Cam? Another oldie, but goodie!


Today's question comes from Barry...

Love your stories, can you tell me where i can find women who love to cam, without paying for it? thank you.

Thank you, Barry! I'm glad you enjoy my stories :-)

hmm... well, I have to say I understand it's probably difficult to find because there are TONS of ads, sites, posts, inviting you to join "free" cams, but you only get a hi and quick conversation without paying for more. So, where can you find some sexy ladies who really get into it just for fun and pleasure?

It's a weird question because I can't imagine ever doing something like that just for pleasure lol  I know that many men will pay for it, so why do it free? That could be the thought of many women who do enjoy it and love it, but see it as a great way to make extra income. 

What's the solution? keep looking and maybe you'll eventually get lucky ;-)  but here are a few sites you can check out. There are still lots of ads on these sites, but have some conversations in the forums, look for average looking women writing somewhat average, but little naughty comments - those are the ones most likely to get hot and bothered in a free chat that could lead to a free cam session. Women like me, "in the business," will have hotter pictures, will have naughtier posts, things that attract men and lure them to us and our products and services.  

www.cam.com

http://www.xhamster.com

http://www.alt.com

www.camscape.com

http://www.adultfriendfinder.com

www.wickedcamchat.com

http://www.adultspace.com

Good luck and enjoy yourself!

kisses,

Macy