Friday, December 25, 2015

Merry Sexy Christmas!!

In case you missed this in the Blissemas event, here it is again... Merry Christmas all my sexy friends!!

I love the holidays and believe that Santa loves my kind of naughty! In that belief, I’ve re-written a couple of holiday songs with my own twist. Now you’ll know some things I’d like to find under my Christmas Tree this year ;-)

Xtra: 12 Hot Inches of Christmas

On the 1st hot inch of Christmas, my true slave gave to me… an adult baby in a carriage.

On the 2nd hot inch of Christmas, my true slave gave to me… 2 well-lubed gloves, and an adult baby in a carriage.

On the 3rd hot inch of Christmas, my true slave gave to me… 3 hot lesbians, 2 well-lubed gloves, and an adult baby in a carriage.

On the 4th hot inch of Christmas, my true slave gave to me… 4 moaning milfs, 3 hot lesbians, 2 well-lubed gloves, and an adult baby in a carriage.

On the 5th hot inch of Christmas, my true slave gave to me… 5 cock rings… 4 moaning milfs, 3 hot lesbians, 2 well-lubed gloves, and an adult baby in a carriage.

On the 6th hot inch of Christmas, my true slave gave to me… 6 johns a paying, 5 cooock rings… 4 moaning milfs, 3 hot lesbians, 2 well-lubed gloves, and an adult baby in a carriage.

On the 7th hot inch of Christmas, my true slave gave to me… 7 gay men rimming, 6 johns a paying, 5 cooock rings… 4 moaning milfs, 3 hot lesbians, 2 well-lubed gloves, and an adult baby in a carriage.

On the 8th hot inch of Christmas, my true slave gave to me… 8 mommies milking, 7 gay men rimming, 6 johns a paying, 5 cooock rings… 4 moaning milfs, 3 hot lesbians, 2 well-lubed gloves, and an adult baby in a carriage.

On the 9th hot inch of Christmas, my true slave gave to me…  9 strippers dancing, 8 mommies milking, 7 gay men rimming, 6 johns a paying, 5 cooock rings… 4 moaning milfs, 3 hot lesbians, 2 well-lubed gloves, and an adult baby in a carriage.

On the 10th hot inch of Christmas, my true slave gave to me… 10 tongues a licking, 9 strippers dancing, 8 mommies milking, 7 gay men rimming, 6 johns a paying, 5 cooock rings… 4 moaning milfs, 3 hot lesbians, 2 well-lubed gloves, and an adult baby in a carriage.

On the 11th hot inch of Christmas, my true slave gave to me… 11 pimps pimping, 10 tongues a licking, 9 strippers dancing, 8 mommies milking, 7 gay men rimming, 6 johns a paying, 5 cooock rings… 4 moaning milfs, 3 hot lesbians, 2 well-lubed gloves, and an adult baby in a carriage.

On the 12th hot inch of Christmas, my true slave gave to me… 12 glory holes, 11 pimps pimping, 10 tongues a licking, 9 strippers dancing, 8 mommies milking, 7 gay men rimming, 6 johns a paying, 5 cooock rings… 4 moaning milfs, 3 hot lesbians, 2 well-lubed gloves, and an adult baby in a carriage.

Xtra: Secret Sex Slave

Here is one of my favorite, fun Christmas songs, rewritten because I don't really want a hippopotamus for Christmas ;-)  I'd much rather have this:

I want a secret sex slave for Christmas
Only a secret sex slave will do
Don't want a plug, no other adult toys,
I want a secret sex slave to play with and enjoy

I can see me now on Christmas morning, creeping down the stairs
Oh what joy and what surprise when I open up my eyes
To see a secret sex slave naked standing there
I want a secret sex slave for Christmas

I don't think Santa Claus will mind, do you?
He won't have to use his dirty little elves,
Just bring me my hot sex slave and let me have a screw

I can see me now on Christmas morning, creeping down the stairs
Oh what joy and what surprise when I open up my eyes
To see a secret sex slave naked standing there

I want a secret sex slave for Christmas
Only a secret sex slave will do
No one-night stands, no guy who's listless
I only like secret sex slaves who don't put up a fuss

And secret sex slaves seem to like me too

I can see me now on Christmas morning, creeping down the stairs
Oh what joy and what surprise when I open up my eyes
To see a secret sex slave naked standing there

Yes, the sex slave would eat me all night long,
Extended multi orgasm will make me sing this song.

There's lots of room for him in my dungeon/garage
He'll feed me there and wash me there and give me my massage

I can see me now on Christmas morning, creeping down the stairs
Oh what joy and what surprise when I open up my eyes
To see a sex slave naked standing there

I want a secret sex slave for Christmas
Only a secret sex slave will do
No one-night stands, no one who's listless
I only like secret sex slaves who kiss
And secret sex slaves seem to like me too!

Now, please tell me what you’d like to find under your Christmas tree this year! Write your answer in the comments below or make any comment for a chance to win an Amazon gift card or another yummy prize!

Thank you, Victoria Blisse for hosting another fabulous Blissemas!

You can read much more, including one of my favorite holiday stories, “Stuffing the Holiday Virgin” in my new collection: 69 Wild Sex & Porn Stories! And of course, I’d love to meet you on Twitter, I’m @almostfreesex You can learn more and hear me read a sexy excerpt at AlmostFreeSexBooks.com

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