Okay, you've gotta think this guy must have also been drunk... but now he is dead ;-(
Right here in Michigan, in the middle of the night, a guy takes off his pants, but forgets to put on his seatbelt, drives down the freeway, watching porn on his phone and masturbating! Whoa... well, sadly, he lost control of his car, crashed, was thrown up through the sunroof, and died.
Hope he at least climaxed for a happy ending to his rather sad ending. Not sure if he had kids, but sure wouldn't be a great way to remember your dad. Best wishes to him, but heed the warning... don't wank & drive!
Who'd have thought sex could be so dangerous?!